She Didn't Say Anything

A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.

The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”.

“How do you know?” asked her father.

“She didn't say anything.”

　

I Have Turned It Over

A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It's too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”

The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I don't think it's necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?”

His wife was very angry at this. “How lazy you are!” She shouted, “To tell you the truth, I turned it over last week.”

                         The Art of Cry

   When Mrs Johnson entered Belli's room, she found that he was binding up his thumb.

“What's the matter with you?” she asked.

“It is because of that hammer.” Belli answered.

“But I didn't hear you cry.” “Oh, I thought you were not in just now.”

                                 We Need Two of Those

“Do you need any typists?” asked a young man seeking a job.

“No,” said the personnel director checking the list. “We have got plenty of typists.”

“How about file clerks?” asked the man.

“Sorry, we have many file clerks, too.”

Disgusted, the applicant started to leave, muttering. “Well, I'll be an S.O.B.…”

The personnel man jumped up and cried, “what! We need two of those.”

                                        It's Not That

“May I borrow your record player tonight?” a man asked his neighbor.

“Sure. Do you want to listen to some music?”

“No,” he answered. “Tonight I want to have some peace and quiet.”